Paxana Non Grata

that is totes MC Luscious not Salt n Pepa singing Boom I Fucked Your Boyfriend!! Tumblr = always fucking everything up

maroonzombie:

Salt N Pepa- Boom I fucked Your Boyfriend

tough one.

chris hedges is uglier, but like, what does that really mean when you’re talking about two ridiculously, hilariously ugly dudes?

i think chris hedges, because derrick jensen has been kicked around a lot lately, and I feel like if we just keep fucking with his head he’ll fade into creepy-primmo oblivion. So i’d make out with chris hedges, and then I’d take a selfie while his eyes were closed, and I’d text post it on tumblr with the song “Boom I Fucked Your Boyfriend” and Derrick Jensen would cry about it and then pull down his sweatpants and masturbate to it, and then maybe he’d stop writing books.

Glad you asked. Good question.

katoptrikos:

and these are some of the thoughts I’ve managed to sort out:

• You don’t ever owe anyone forgiveness
• It’s OK to stay angry
• It is not OK for someone to tell you how to feel, how to cope, or how to ‘manage’ your anger
• Being angry is not necessarily unhealthy and anyone who tells you that is an asshole
• It is OK to wish bad things on other people if that’s how you feel. And it’s not anybody else’s fucking business to try and tell you how you should regard other people, especially when those people your friends in prison
• You are never obligated to stop being angry
• Anger can be inspiring and the catalyst for action. Anger can be righteous.
• Rage is a valid thing to feel, not always something you need to work through. It is OK to be full of rage and to want to stay that way.
• I don’t care how well-intentioned you are. Telling me to stop being angry or to forgive is not your business and not your place.

thank you for this

invisibility-spell:

So i found tumblr in a college dumpster last weekend

eatyourpaisley:

amandouche:

eatyourpaisley:

BOYS IN GENERAL AMIRTE

ALL BOYS

This gif goes out to all the pretty boys in the world, and the ugly boys too, cuz to me you’re pretty anyway baby.

drunk pax all up in this piece. if there’s anything you’re dying to know, now’s the time to ask, b4 weiner-ass sober pax takes the reigns.

nuditea:

WAIT ONE OTHER MORE THING! NURTURE YOURSELF! IMAGINE IF YOU CAME ACROSS A YOUNG STAR AND IT WAS SO SCARED AND SO INTIMIDATED OF THE LIGHT THE OTHER STARS CAST AND SO WORRIED IT WOULDN’T EVER BE AS BRIGHT! YOU WOULD TELL IT THAT THE SKY IS BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE EVERY STAR DOESN’T SHINE THE SAME WAY OR FROM THE SAME DISTANCE AND THERE WOULD BE NO USE IN LYING ON YOUR BACK IN A FIELD LOOKING UP INTO THE GALAXY IF EVERYTHING WAS JUST IN MILITANT ROWS LIKE A STORE SIGN! YOU WOULD TELL IT THAT THE STARS IN CONSTELLATIONS AREN’T MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE STARS OUT OF THEM AND THE SKIES SHIFT ANYWAY SO WHO CARES WHAT LOOKS LIKE WHAT! YOU WOULD SAY THAT THE SUN IS CERTAINLY IMPRESSIVE BUT NIGHTTIME WOULD BE BULLSHIT IF IT WERE THE ONLY STAR AROUND! YOU WOULD IGNORE THE BURNING OF YOUR LIPS TO KISS ITS FOREHEAD AND YOU WOULD LEAVE IT FEELING BETTER AND CONFIDENT AND LOVED. YOU WOULD BE KIND AND HONEST. YOU ARE THAT TINY COSMIC BABY. TREAT YOURSELF LIKE IT. NURTURE YOURSELF. OK BYE GOODNIGHT

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